aLiEn ConVeRsAtIoN

Alien: Hello Earthling. Thank you for conversing with me.

You:you are very welcome and im glad to talk to you.

Alien: May I ask you a few questions?

You: Of course!

Alien: I have never been to earth before, can you tell me a little bit about it? What are some beautiful and interesting places I should visit?

You:i think that you can visit the empire state building because it very nice and there are very nice people

You: What is your planet like?

Alien:well it crazy because you see people flying are and if you do not really know everybody they just say hi out no where and people are so generous and the time is very different like 10 hours late so that how alien life is.

Alien: You humans seem like you’re very angry with each other. I watched people walk down the street and most people didn’t even look at each other! Why is that?

You:because people out here are hard headed and there wake up on the wrong side of the bed and there just do not care about any thing so that why people are so mean to each other.

You: What’s it like on your planet when you walk around?

Alien:you walk around and people are very nice to each other and it crazy one day you should come to our planet.

Alien: Why does your home country go to war with other countries?

You:because back in the days the us had to go to war with the english to get freedom so that is why we when't to war for the powerful word freedom.

Alien: It seems to me that what you call “marshmallows” are the best thing to eat on your planet. Why do you not eat these every day?

You:there are not the best things on earth to eat and it not good because it just sugar and strach

You: What do you eat on your planet?

Alien:dead fish because that is a alien tradition.


Alien: It seems to me that you do not treat earth very well. I see people throwing their trash on the ground, cutting down forests, and burning dirty coal to make electricity. Why do humans not care about earth? Is anyone doing anything about it?

You:people do not care because that just how there are and the way people are trying to save energy is after they use electricity they take the plug out the socket happy to talk to you have to go bye.